Sex Worker Socialism (Hand Jobs For The Handicapped)

January 18, 2011 at 9:28 pm Leave a comment

Sarcastic, but oh so horribly true

Screw the handicapped parking. The handicapped want to screw something else. Penis empowerment for the retarded!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/7945785/Councils-pay-for-prostitutes-for-the-disabled.html

http://theantifeminist.com/english-council-pays-for-disabled-man-to-visit-prostitute/

No longer will the dumb and the dimwitted need to rely on coy lines like, “My penis is bigger than my I.Q.” or, “There’s a poopie in my pants and you’re invited!” Now they have a right to sex! Taxpayers rejoice, I am the MoonStar!

How much for a full body latte?

But who will provide these benefits, or “do the deed” as it were? Well prostitutes of course! In fact why don’t we send them to Germany, where the women can’t barter for their own price, but are required to be paid flat hourly wages for their services. Because you see insisting that people shouldn’t have a right to sex unless it’s consensual is cruel to the handicapped, so we need prostitution. But also, allowing women to decide for themselves with whom and for what they’ll have sex might actually empower them, and we can’t have that.

Thankfully the very special people of Europe have solved both of these problems and have allowed us to redistribute sex based on need, and all it took was the government realizing that women are nothing more than vaginas that occasionally complain. So thank you European Socialism! It’s good to know that if I ever become as mentally retarded as your politicians then I can move to the UK and get the tax payers to hire a very attentive nurse. Now that’s what I call full (special friend’s with) benefits.

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