They Like Our Policies, But Aren’t Getting The Message
Fellow Democrats and liberals. We have a problem. You may recall the outcry at town hall meetings regarding our health care bill. This most recent vote may also be disturbing to you. The Tea Party is still strong and Obama’s approval ratings are hitting rock bottom. The question we need to figure out the answer to is clear: How do we educate the ignorant masses?
Clearly they want to support our policies. I mean we are giving people free health care. It’s free. What’s not to love? Clearly the American people like our policies, they’re just being side-lined by distraction tactics, and we need to get them back on message.
Now I know some people aren’t happy about the wars, but really that’s Bush’s fault. I also know some people are unhappy about the economy and the bailouts (also Bush’s fault), but we are saving America. Never forget that! When we gave hundreds of billions to banking institutions that had fucked over the American economy, we did it for the little people. How is that hard to understand?
When we bailed out GM with more taxpayer money, we did it to save the American auto industry. Now sure China has taken advantage of our bailout to gain access to American technology, but that’s just.. ummm… improving our foreign trade relations.
So remember fellow Democrats. We’re not doing anything wrong. We’re just losing the media war, and we need to get those ignorant whining troublemakers (voters) back on message.
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