The Peaceful President
We’re very pleased today to have our first guest interview here at OMG Obama <3 <3 So please welcome me in… well, welcoming former President Jimmy Carter!
Thank you. It’s a pleasure to be here.
Now we were planning on discussing the Israel Pakistan situation, but considering the breaking news today, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind discussing that instead.
Of course. The potential discovery of water on the moon could have tremendous effects on space exploration. If we…
(Interrupting) Sorry to interrupt, but actually, I was talking about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.
I don’t like to comment on speculation and rumors.
It’s not a rumor. The Nobel Committee decided to give President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize this morning. Well it was morning here when he found out at least. Do you think this will give him more credibility and support to bring about peace in the Middle East?
Credibility? For what? What has he done to deserve that award? Nothing!
… So, are you saying that you don’t support Obama’s being given the Nobel Peace Prize?
I’m the Peaceful President! You got that? I had to work my ass off for years after I fucked up as President to get that award. Now what does Obama have to do? Not be Bush! Is that all it takes to get these things now? Fucking bullshit, that’s what this is!
But President Carter, pride aside, isn’t this supposed to be about promoting a message of tolerance and pushing Obama to continue working for peace?
Not a fucking chance. This is all just a game, and he who dies with the most popularity wins.
Well thank you President Carter, for taking the time to talk to me.
Not a problem, hopefully I’ve set the record straight on some things.
Well I guess we’ll close this interview with a quote from the Constitution then:
No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States: and no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.
Now listen to the talking heads. Oh Christopher Hitchens, I’m straight, but I feel a man-crush coming on.
Motives DO MATTER! Results DO MATTER! Logic DOES MATTER!
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