Why Haven’t The Police Caught Him Yet?
I’ve been reading a lot of (headlines from) the news lately. And I know that some people are worried about the swine flu, but I’m a lot more concerned about the iPhone Killer.
I mean news stories keep cropping up every month saying that they’ve found him (well it could be a woman, but we’re talking about mass murder, so probably a guy) but it always turns out that they were wrong and the iPhone killer is still at large. Don’t believe me? This lady told me all about it.
Entry filed under: Evil.