At Last! Peace In The Middle East!

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Having just heard the amazing, speech by Barack Hussein Obama (I KNEW that middle name would come in useful eventually!) I am glad to say that new peace has been found, and all the peoples of the Middle East are laying down their arms in the hopes of a better, safer life.

Full Text Of Speach

I must admit, I have never heard a speech as eloquent and thoughtfully crafted as this one. The novel approach of using shared religious heritages between faiths is something that I think just might work. I am honestly surprised that no leader has thought of this before, but Obama is so smart that I really shouldn’t be surprised that he’d come up with new solutions.